2"Romeo
and Juliet" Speak Portuguese!
By Manuel Luciano da Silva, M. D.
As a practicing physician for more than 40 years, I had to be an actor in many protagonists situations: a counselor, a judge, a true friend, an adviser, a good listener, etc. Never crossed my mind that it was in my destiny I would have to act on a stage as the personification of Juliet!… To my amazement it really happened, when I was 71 years old! Let me tell you my odyssey as an actor, I should say, as an actress, on the "Bristol Broadway"…
I have been a member of the Bristol International Rotary Club for more than 27 years. Being a very busy physician, I even managed to have 20 years of perfect attendance, every Wednesday at 12 noon! I was president of the Bristol Rotary Club in 1986-87. There are now about one million members of Rotarians all over the world. Personally I find the objectives and camaraderie of the Rotary Club very much to my liking as a concerned member of our community. All the moneys that each Rotary Club is able to raise during the year are given away for scholarships or for other humanitarian objectives such as the public library, or charitable organizations.
So on the Spring of 1998, the Bristol Rotary Club decided to present on the stage of the Bristol High School a "Variety Show" for the purpose of raising funds to help the "Homeless in the State of Rhode Island". Among the twenty different sketches, musical and humorous, there was included the romantic scene of Romeo and Juliet, at night in her garden when she was at her balcony…. and conveying her profound love to Romeo and vice-versa.
Bristol is a town of 25 thousand people. But our Rotary Club has 92 professional and business members. Twenty two are women and the rest are men. The fun part of it is that Juliet should be played by a man! The Romeo was easy to find among our members. The right choice was Frederico Pacheco, travel agent, and a world traveler of 85 different nations and with a good English diction and disposition to act on stage. The big problem was to find a male Rotarian to do Juliet. The part was offered to several members but they all refused, because it was too embarrassing, the English was too old… Whatever excuses there were, on the final analysis Juliet ended on my lap!
The director of the production, Williams Dennis (Attorney), at our regular meeting gave me the part, and I must confess that that same day in the evening at home when I read it, my first instinct was to tell him the next day that I felt I would not be able to deliver it! I decided to call Frederico Pacheco and see what he thought of his part. He too found it tough because English is not our native tongue, and the only way we could do it was to memorize the entire scene! Memorize it all at my age of 71? We had only six weeks to do it! So we got together in my library and went over the entire scene. I found the old English difficult to pronounce and even to understand! Poetically it was beautiful!
Then we realized that we were not actors, and therefore we should add to the exchange of love sentences, similar expressions in Portuguese, because more than 50% of the population in Bristol is of Portuguese extraction, and this way a mixture of languages will bring about humor, and that was the main objective of the "Variety Show". So with this trend of thought we decided that we should reverse scenes. Usually in a romantic encounter when the girl is at the window or balcony, it is the boy who serenades the girl… Not here. Juliet at her veranda will open the scene by playing her mandolin, and to top it, she will play a Portuguese Vira called "Mininas vamos ao Vira"… A folklore dance" Girls let us all dance".
So Pacheco and I got together a few times and each time we kept adding new things to our "production". But there was one thing that we could not laugh anymore. We had to memorize the entire dialogue by heart, otherwise, the people who will attend the three performances would remember only the mistakes that either one of us would utter on the stage, and disregard the rest our good acting. On the top of it I found out that every boy and every girl (specially the girls) all over America knew by heart the entire scene of Romeo and Juliet on the Orchard…
So, what could I do to memorize Mr. Shakespeare's masterpiece? I decided to tape all the verses, including the Portuguese ones on a cassette, and on my way to the hospital to see my patients in Providence, going and coming, I would listen and recite the performance, many times, loudly and clear. It was painful, but it worked!
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On May 1994, my wife Silvia and I went to Italy for two weeks and we visited Verona where we saw Juliet's Balcony. Note the dark Juliet's statue (in front of the greens) where many couples like to take their photos embracing lovely Juliet…Of course every one knows the tragic story of Romeo and Juliet, and their profound love for each other, and the way they both lost their lives.
But in the famous play written by Shakespeare "Romeo and Juliet", he seems to convey the blame of the tragic ending of both teenager lovers on the rivalry that existed between the adults of both families. (Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet). This is interpreted as a sentiment of generation gap which makes this play very appealing to the youth of the world.
My dress, my breasts and my wig
As a rule each Rotarian was responsible to get his or hers uniform to perform.
None of my wife's dresses fitted me. So I had to rent or inquire among the female Rotarians where I could find a dress for the "new Juliet"… Finally Rotarian Mary Millard, who is connected with local amateur theatre, found a dress that would fit me. It had many roses, and I liked it because it was consistent with the Juliet's garden…
Now I had to master the breasts. My wife and I using lamb's wool, cotton and a large bra we managed to fulfill the spaces, but one became larger than the other, and we wanted them symmetrical. After several tries and much laughing we arrived at a satisfactory conclusion.
Now I needed a long hair, to coincide with a Juliet of 1596. My Romeo, Mr. Frederico Pacheco, prefers blondes, but he had no choice, he got instead a beautiful brunette!… Once again Mary Millard was the one who provided me with the long wig!… I only need long earrings, those that would shine with the lights on the stage… My wife had them. I was all set.
In the meanwhile I had to rehearse with my mandolin, -- which I had not played for many, many years…-- the Portuguese folkloric song. But with perseverance, and determination, I developed enough calluses on my fingers and it was pleasant recalling a song that I had learned when I was 14 years old in my old village, in Portugal.
Romeo's uniform
Romeo's uniform was even more complicated than Juliet's. Once again Frederico Pacheco had to depend on our Rotarian Mary Millard. For his hat, she used one of her 1939 mother's hat, which had a pheasant feather. It gave Romeo an appearance of a Swiss Guard of the Vatican or Verona style! For his shirt, he used a white blouse of his wife, Deodete, with several folders in the front as to display distinct knighthood! His coat or vest was made of green velvet. It had been used by Mary Millard's daughter at her prom dance. It needed enlargement adaptations which were made by his wife Deodete.
For trousers up to the knees, Mrs. Deodete had to make them from one of her green old silk dress. Romeo used darkish pantyhose to cover his legs and for shoes Deodete Pacheco went to a store and bought sleepers with pointed toe shoes. All in all, Romeo looked indeed a perfect knight of the XVI Century! Any Juliet would fall in love with him!…
The old sword was lent to Romeo by our fellow Rotarian Lum Costa. Romeo had to exercise with it in order to draw it and to insert it in the sheath, several times, because the acting on the stage would require such a procedure. There was the detail of radio-microphones that Romeo and Juliet had to use so their voices could be heard in the entire theatre. Dough Botelho was the Rotarian who knows how to take care of this technicality and he did an excellent job.
One more thing Juliet had to do: had to train her voice in high peach to sound feminine. It was not easy, but it was accomplished and the final results were good! With all these many details taken care of by the cooperation of several people, a few days before the curtain went up, on the stage of the Bristol High School Theatre, both Romeo and Juliet were ready to give their historical performance! It turn out to be a show to be long remembered! My sincere thanks also to the makeup crew of the Bristol Amateurs' Theatre!
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Cover of the program with caricatures of Juliet and Romeo
The curtain opens with Juliet playing her mandolin: "Meninas
vamos ao vira!"…
(Photo by Stanley Ulbrych)
Then Romeo enters with all his abundance
of love and a rose for Juliet!…
(Photo by Stanley Ulbrych)
Romeo listens attentively Juliet's deep expression of love!
(Photo by Stanley Ulbrych)
Juliet smells passionately the rose Romeo gave her!….
(Photo by Stanley Ulbrych)
Here is the dialogue of "Romeo and
Juliet"
written by William Shakespeare and first published
in 1597,with the modern
Portuguese adaptations….
The stage is showing an orchard wall and a veranda surrounded with greens. Romeo had jumped the wall to get inside of Juliet's garden, and is looking in all directions to find Juliet. When she sees him she says:
Juliet -- I am here!
Romeo -- She speaks! Oh! Speak again bright angel!
Juliet -- (Rolling very much the R in Romeo)
Oh! R…omeo! R…omeo! wherefore art thou Ro…meo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
Or, if thou wilt not, be but swarn my love,
and I will no longer be a Capulet
R…omeo, it is but thy name that is my enemy.
What is in a name?
That which we call a rose
by any other name would smell as sweet.
So R…omeo, if your name were not Romeo,
you could retain that dear perfection
you owe without that title.
R…omeo, doff thy name, and for thy name,
which is not part of thee, take all myself!
Romeo -- I take thee at thy word.
Call me but love, and I will be new batptized.
Juliet -- How comest thou hither, tell me?
The orchard walls are high, and hard to climb!
Romeo -- With love's wings did I fly over those walls.
For stony limits cannot hold love!
Juliet -- If it were no so dark out
You could see me blushing!
Please tell me you love me, as much as I love you!
Romeo --I swear, I love you! I love you! I love you!
Juliet -- (In Portuguese) Ah, Mas isto é tudo tão rápido! Aih! Aih! I am having hot flashes!… (wow! All this is happening so fast! Estou com calores frios!)
Romeo --( In Portuguese) Eu não acredito. Devo estar a sonhar. Juliet speaks Portuguese! ( I do not believe it. I must be dreaming! A Julieta fala Português! )
Juliet -- (In Port.) --Casa comigo, Romeo! Responde-me até amanhã! se não morrerei de paixão! ( Marry me, Romeo! Give me an answer by tomorrow or I will die of passion because of you!)
Romeo-- (Making a gesture of the curves of her body)
Já viram uma cara tão linda? E um corpo tão bem feito? (Have you notice such a beautiful face? And such a gorgeous body?)
Juliet-- Boa noite meu amor. A que horas vens ver-me amanhã? (Good night my love. At what time are you coming to see me tomorrow?)
Romeo -- At 9 o'clock. Às 9 horas meu amor. Talvez fique aqui toda a noite à tua espera! (At 9 o'clock, my love. Perhaps I will stay here all night waiting for you!)
Juliet -- Ai que bom! Eu também ficarei aqui na varanda toda a noite a sonhar contigo. Que maravilha! Como é bom amar! (It feels so good! I too will stay here in my veranda all night dreaming of you. What a marvelous felling! It is so good to be in love!)
Romeo --Adeus queridinha, Boa noite meu amor. ( Good bye, my beloved one! Good night my true love!)
Juliet -- Boa noite, boa noite! Buena sera! (Good night, good night in Italian)
When this show was presented in public, the episode of President Clinton and Monica was at a high point, so we decided to add the final punch lines:
Juliet -- R…omeo, before you go, I have a confession to make. I have a secret lover. And he is coming to see me tomorrow and his name is …Bill Clinton!
The audience had a thunderous laughter!
Romeo -- Over my dead body!
Romeo gets his sword out, and raises his sword, ready to fight Bill Clinton!…
Juliet -- Calm down Romeo! Calma Romeo!
Fred Pacheco or Romeo was not wearing his glasses and could not see the hole of the sheath to put the sword back in its place.
The audience thinking he was nervous, continued to laugh loudly! But after insisting, Romeo finished the job and went on his way for the evening and the curtain was closed!
Colofon
After the performance of Romeo & Juliet we were all happy and laughing in the dressing room back stage when Attorney Fred Bruno, one of most smart and erudite Rotarians, said to Frederico Pacheco-- "You were nervous because you could not find the hole of the sheath?!" And Pacheco responded quickly -- "I could not see without my glasses!"
And Bruno insisted with this question --" Do you know how the Romans called the hole of the sheath? I bet Doc Da Silva knows! " They both looked at me and I said. "The Romans used the correct term: Vagina!" Yes, it is true! Vagina was named by the Romans because of its similarity to "the sheath where the dagger is inserted". Today, in medical terminology, it means tunnel or canal.
This is the reason why, when I was on stage on the balcony and Romeo could not find the hole of the sheath to insert the sword, I felt like shouting to him: "Romeo, shame on you, you cannot find the vagina!" But with such loud noise of the laughter and the applause, nobody would have heard my wise crack!
We gave 3 very successful performances!
The Bristol Rotary Club made a total profit of more than sixteen thousand dollars to help the Homeless of Rhode Island! Mike Davis, a fellow Rotarian, and General Manager of the regional Full Channel TV, made a video of the entire show, which can be obtained for the price of twenty dollars, and the proceedings will continue to favor the Homeless.
There is much talent among the male and female Rotarians of Bristol. They certainly demonstrated it very well, during the performances in those three unforgettable nights!
As an appetizer let me finish this page by showing you the dance of the bellies. All our members who have a large waste line… had their bellies painted in order to give you this illusion of a special dance. Take a look!
Click on photo for larger view. The Belly Dancers Please note that the center of each mouth is the belly button! Their heads and arms are inside of their hats!…Clever! (Photo by Stanley Ulbrych)